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A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn’t paying attention, so she asks him, „If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?“ Johnny says, „None.“ The teacher asks, „Why?“ Johnny says, „Because the shot scared them all off.“ The teacher says, „No, […]

A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn’t paying attention, so she asks him, „If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?“ Johnny says, „None.“ The teacher asks, „Why?“ Johnny says, „Because the shot scared them all off.“ The teacher says, „No, […]

Reaching the end of the interview, the interviewer, a woman with a perfectly coiffed ponytail, leans forward and asks, „So, fresh-out-of-MIT-and-ready-to-conquer-the-world, what astronomical salary are you expecting?“ The young engineer, sporting a tie that looks like it was wrestled by a particularly enthusiastic parrot, shrugs. „Honestly? Somewhere in the Andromeda Galaxy of compensation, depending on […]